After a few minutes, Armenian Man snagged the empty table of the Brother of Axl Rose and Van Man sat, content to stay in his spot. Then he had to take a leak. Van Man walked to the restroom and felt good. The coffee was kicking in. To his surprise, there was only one man waiting for the men's restroom. The Long Lost Brother of Axl Rose. Van Man thought to think of an interesting thought that would entertain hiim. Before he could muster that thought, The Brother of Axl Rose spoke. "You gotta piss? 'Cause if you do, you can go ahead. Been workin' one." Van Man quickly nodded and made a jumbled grunt. The men's room door opened and a non-descript gentleman exited. Axl Rose's Brother kindly stepped out of the way as Van Man entered the restroom, locking the door behind him. Van Man was glad.
After he was finished, Van Man quickly washed his hands, knowing The Long Lost Brother of Axl Rose had been workin' one. As he exited, Axl's Bro rushed in to the bathroom and Van Man knew then that he was not a relative of Axl Rose. That man was a gentleman.